Monday, August 15, 2011

Does anyone still read this blog?

Lets get this thing going again, y/n/maybe?
What do you all want to talk about?

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Dont Call it a come back!!

After a long silence I am reviving the blog!!!

What are some blog topic ideas you all would like me to blog about?

Also, I will be starting to incorporate my youtube channel into my blog. I will have the spring break videos and any other videos I have taken on there. http://www.youtube.com/user/aronx88
 

Friday, March 4, 2011

Can't wait!!


Most of the sports world (pats fans prolly suppressed the memory) remembers those famous words as Bart Scott screamed into the camera, and we all sat there wait for him to kill Paolantonio. Bart Scott has taken the phrase to a whole new level and decided to trademark it because his wife thought it would be a good idea. Just as order was being restored to the media with the absence of the Jets being in it for some dumb reason (yes I know there was an article about them releasing some players, thats normal).
So in summary, Bart Scott thinks he has discovered something clever here with his simple 2 word phrase because it was all over ESPN, youtube and out in the general public. In fact, we didnt think it was cool, fresh or something amazing! We were laughing at you, not with you! Youre a tool and you proved that to the world as well as proving how dumb you are! 

Cant wait for the next publicity stunt the Jets try to pull.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Who Kicks an Owl?

'BOGOTA, Colombia -- The soccer player who kicked an injured owl off the field during a match has been suspended for two matches and fined $560 by Colombian soccer officials.
Officials handed out the sanctions on Wednesday to Luis Moreno, a defender for Colombian club Deportivo Pereira, who jogged over from his position and kicked the owl after the injured bird landed Sunday in a corner of the field. The owl died of shock 30 hours later despite treatment at a local veterinary clinic.
The owl served as the unofficial mascot for Colombian club Atletico Junior, which defeated Pereira 2-1 in the match. Moreno apologized and said he was only trying to get the bird off the field and did not know it was a team mascot.
Soccer officials said Moreno's actions could have incited a violent response from home fans.
"This animal was a symbol for the fans from Barranquilla," Colombian officials said in a statement. "Given that the aggressive act took place in their home stadium and in the clear view of all the fans, this act can be legitimately interpreted as provocative."
Moreno, who lives in the Colombian city of Pereira, has been the target of insults and newspaper editorials condemning his behavior.
I have received threats," he said Wednesday without offering details.'
What a fucking douche bag. I wouldnt be surprised if PETA hasnt already kidnapped and killed this man because I find it hard to believe he learned his lesson from the 560$ fine he received. Im pretty sure people can be fined more for littering. 
I feel so bad for the bird, guy was looking around in shock like "WTF just happened" then that cock sucker walks over and boots the thing! 
Soccer players have it easy. I mean, they make shit money and the harshest penalty for offending a team and all its supporters is 560$. That doesnt seem like a lot of money to me, but maybe it is to them. But then again thats like 10000000 pesos or something. If this were any major sport they would easily see a fine over 500k. This guy should be removed from the league indefinitely. 

Monday, February 28, 2011

Iran participates in the Olympics?

Just from the title I'm sure many of you are just as shocked to hear they participate in the Olympics as I am. Just as a quick background, Iran first started participating in 1948 and since then has won a total of 48 medals, all in wrestling, weightlifting and taekwondo. Its no surprise they havent won anything in the winter Olympics because im pretty sure they dont even get snow and if you see any pattern there, its that they excel in activities that lack athleticism.
Anyways, Iran has won a total of 11 gold medals (4 in weightlifting, 5 in wrestling and 2 in taekwondo). In my short life span I have won just as many championships and individual honors across 3 sports (5 baseball championships ranging from: minors, allstars and highschool, 1 Tournament MVP and 1 best fielder in a tournament, 3 Soccer championships [2 intramurals, 1 middleschool league championship] and 1 Volleyball championship [most dominating force QU has ever seen- Wild Bill]. I could try to compare myself to their silver medals too, but the point is Iran isnt really relevant in the Olympic world which is why I was surprised to hear they were offended by the 2012 London Logo.


Iran's higher-ups are upset because the logo looks like the word 'Zion'. Maybe if I Jigsaw'd the logo and had some form of dyslexia it would spell that, but seriously! Iran should more or less bitch that its just an ass ugly logo. Maybe London should change the logo to say a racial slur to give Iran something to bitch about. Does anyone really care that Iran is boycotting? I know I dont. 

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Bieber ALERT!!!!

My goodness it has been a while since I have last written a blog. I would like to thank everyone who reads my blog, I now have over 1000 views!!!

Bieber Bieber Fever!!! Oh my lord!!! Ive been waiting to write this blog for some time. WTF is a Bieber anyways?
Urban Dictionary..Its that accurate!!

JustinBieber

A 15 year old who looks like and sounds like a 10 year old. (hasn't hit puerberty yet) who has made one song called "One Time" where he throws a party at ushers house with no alchol or weed. just a clean party. the song sounds like a little kid screaming at you on xbox live.The truth is all the girls care about his looks. (blonde hair brown eyed skater faggot) he is the worst thing to come to music since the jonas brothershanna montana, andnaked brothers band.
hey that song sounds like a dying cat

naw.. its my little sister listening to justin bieber



Justin Bieber

The reason why I don't listen to modern day music.

1. He hasn't hit puberty.
2. He's 15 year old that sings about love. (How fucking original.)
3. He is only loved for his looks.
4. His fans are teenage girls who finger themselves to the image of him (I can guarantee you there are girls that do it.)
5. His teenage fans have NO idea on what real dinging talent is. They hear whatever is on the radio, (Obviously Justin) And then think that's the 'cool' new thing that everyone needs, until there's another teenage faggot released with more of the same shit.
6. He's the one getting signed for reason 3., when there are 1,000,000 people out there that are average looking, and 10 times more talented, but they aren't getting a fucking chance.
7. Terrible lyrics. Absolutely no meaning other than "Ooh baby, I love you, ooh, you're my one and only love". Shit.
Jb fan: OMG did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?? He is so HAWT and talented!!

Me: The kid has pretty much no talent. Having looks doesn't mean you're good at making music. *Puts on headphones and blares Free Bird and Stairway to Heaven*

Its unreal how much of a sensation this kid is. Actually, let me rephrase and rethink that. It makes sense that his only fan base is a female population between the ages of 9-14. Like the know any better what a pussy (in the derogatory sense)  is. If you think about it, many girls really aren't that great of judges for good music. How many times have you been to the club and seen a girl scream and make some sort of gesture insinuating that she loves this song, and the song is about alcohol, fucking girls, and how slutty the girls are.


Anyways, back on topic..I dont like Justin Bieber. In all seriousness, he is basically another Aaron Carter. Its gonna have his time, then fall off the face of this planet. Idk if A.Carter is still alive honestly.
Couple weekends ago, I was at the Manchester mall in CT and what I found in Newbury Comics was disturbing..It basically was the straw that broke the camels back because I wasnt going to write this blog. What I found was a singing Justin Bieber doll. I almost had an aneurysm right then and there. I can only imagine...I dont want to imagine what these 9-13 year old girls do with these dolls. However im sure Mary Kay Letourneau would have a field day with this.

My second point i want to make. How the hell that little shit ever came to win the celebrity all-star game MVP is exemplary of the failures in sports and entertainment where the winner is put to fan voting. Shit, I can shoot 3/8 from the field and have 8 pts and a few assists.. no problem. Common played better than the litter twerp! Pippen blocked his ass and didnt even jump! On a side note, aside from the green screen moments (Those were funny as all hell) I love that Heather Cox was basically shitting on everyone the entire night. While speaking to Bieber she asked a question about the game, and he response concluded with, "Its really fun to be out here, but singing is still my passion." Her response, "Stick with it." Love it!

The last thing I wish to address is idk if many of you know this but recently Bieber CUT HIS HAIR. In all honesty I dont really give a fuck, but I find it hilarious that in the first day he lost 80,000 twitter followers. You know, maybe there is some hope in this world and ppl realize that his music does suck and they only like him for his boyish looks or something. He later commented on the hair cut and admitted he was gay by telling Ellen DeGeneres  'I was inspired by yours,' 


In summation, America doesnt like you!

Btw, check out my friends new blog. Just launched this week, its pretty sweet. http://www.theojw.com/

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Another one bites the dust...errrr crotch.

This has to be one of the funniest I have seen in a long time. Comparable to the panda sneazing and scaring the larger panda...comparable to "oww charlie". Without futher ado..

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

My work out regiment for spring break. Featuring Kenny Powers.

Since the new year has come and past there has been a large influx of people attending the gym across the nation. Some of these are the post Christmas burning off the calories, some it's their New Years resolution, and other want the "Beach Body" in anticipation of going somewhere warm for spring break. But lets be honest, we all have these great aspirations go do healthy things in our lives and more often than not we lose motivation. Some have turned to p90x in hopes of becoming fit, only to have their self esteem, confidence and physical well-being destroyed by the man known as Tony Horton.

I on the other hand don't go to the gym because I increased my caloric uptake over break, or because it was my New Years resolution (Mine was to be more respectful of others and nicer to them), or because I am going on spring break down off the coast of Texas..I do it because I want to be fit and not end up like this guy and not be beaten by my wife when she comes home from work..

<== This is what i'm aiming for!
Damn i'm going to be jacked and a handsome dude. 
I have taken it upon myself to seek a world class athlete to serve as my own personal trainer, the same man who looked Jeremy Shockey in the eye and said, "How does it feel to fail?"


This is the kind of swagger and confidence that I need instilled within me to keep to my workout program. And you know what, Im so serious about this that i might go buy me some "tubes"..NO LIE. Kenny Powers told me that if I buy the tubes I will be able to work secret muscles that I never knew I had.

Well, I knew I had them because I majored in Pre-med my first 2 years of college and took an anatomy class, but try explaining to Kenny Powers that you know something that he thinks is a secret. Kenny Powers even defies the rules of gravity. All attributed to the "tubes". Maybe I dont even need Kenny Powers. Only need the tubes. Although, I wouldnt mind hanging out with Kenny Powers while wearing the tubes and working on my fitness.

I have just shown 4 videos. Four convincing videos of why I have chosen this guy to be my personal trainer. Reasons being: 1. Talks shit to Shockey, no easy task. 2. World jumping record. 3. More confidence and arrogance than the time Kanye went up on stage and embarrassed Taylor Swift. 4. One funny ass mother fucker.


Maybe those weren't the best reasons, but, "All the training in the world doesn't matter if youre doing it like an asshole." And there is some truth to that. In sports everyone says, "practice how you play." In a job setting or while doing chores, "Do it right, or dont do it at all." Normally with that second argument most would think "okay im not gonna do it at all" But we all know in a job setting we would get fired, or with chores pops would give you a swift kick in the ass or something. Both are equally unpleasant. But this next video will definitely get you pumped and ready to work out. Very inspirational.


So here is the plan. Monday, Wednesday, Friday on the first and third week of the month. Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday every second and fourth week of the month.  We're not gonna do any "school girl" shit. Straight pumping iron. Getting fit. Getting my swell on while im at the gym. Maybe a little cardio...not treadmill sissy stuff, sprints and quickness drills. Im not trying to run a marathon.
This here is a no no:


Here are the goals in mind: Nice to children (need to maintain the New Years resolution) mean to the weight room. Fast as a cheetah, hits like a pissed off rhino. Then cap it off with some sparring so I can defend myself in real life situations with not just words but my fists of fury.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

10 Things I hate about you (Jets)

I hate the way you talk about my team and Tom Brady, actually I hate when you talk at all. You won the game, congrats, but move on and stop acting like you just won the superbowl, Revis .

I hate the way you scream Super-Bowl after 4 wins.

I hate it when I see your QB Sanchez on commercials despite not being a star athlete along side Drew Brees.


I hate it when your fat dumb-ass coach boasts and everything is "personal" to him. I bet this week is personal with the Steelers because he has never beaten a black coach and doesn't like QB's that rape people.
Perhaps you should have kept this one personal...just sayin.

I hate your team thats full of douche-bags, which ironically is reflective of each of you as a person.

Douche-bag.
Stop worrying about others, and remember your kids names and their birthdays..

I hated your show (Hard Knocks), it just plain sucked and was boring.

This video actually reminded me of this south park episode:


I hate that you turned a great show into something as boring as watching your team play.

I hate your fat gluttonous coach, save some food for those who are starving.


I hate you sense of entitlement and demand of respect when you haven't won anything since SB IIV. Why should you get respect.

I hate the fact that you share a stadium with the Giants. Well I don't actually hate it, but your the only team in the NFL on welfare and borrowing a stadium.
Video endorsed by: TalbotTalks

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

What if real life were like World of Warcraft?

While sitting around one day, I'm not sure why, but I happened to be thinking about World of Warcraft (WoW). Probably because of their new commercial that has come out on TV. In any event, I began to wonder what if real life mirrored WoW? (This is actually true for a number of different Role Playing Games (RPG)) The things to do in WoW include leveling to do raids (fighting bosses and getting gear, following the story line) and fighting other players. I'm gonna focus on the leveling and raiding aspect.

Anyways, while questing to get to a higher level and stronger you go around killing animals, running errands and killing computer characters. Many of times these computer characters are just hanging out in caves, huts, buildings, in a field..minding their own business mind you. And their whole purpose in this game, WoW is to sit there and wait to do battle with any player who comes across their path. They don't work or do anything else, but pace around and wait to fight people. The equivalent of this would be a farmer just sitting on his porch with a gun waiting for any moron to wander on his property. More likely than not you're not gonna win that battle in real life. But what if there were people in everyday locations just sitting around waiting to fight you? Like if you wanted to get on the subway you had to fight all the homeless people first? Or if you go into your bosses office and he comes at you like a spider monkey?

IM ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW!
Or your dad sits at home all day waiting for you to come home to fight you!

Another example of how real life can mirror WoW, raiding. Raiding is when you get a group of 10 or 25 people together to defeat bosses in dungeons and shit. The real world equivalence would be gathering 10 or 25 of your friends, but there is a catch..you need group composition. For sake of explanation its a group of 10. You need 2 people to hold the boss's attention while 5 or 6 of your friends (karate kids, wrestlers, mobsters, boxers, MMA fighters) beat him down...sounds easy of enough.. lastly you need a couple of doctors, nurses or medics to heal everyone during this brawl. So you gather this group and you decide to raid a mental asylum or a prison. You then go around fighting all the inmates and officers..and the final boss is the Warden or head of the mental asylum.. This could all work the same for invading a country and killing their leader I suppose.
This is kind of what it would be like in real life... attacking snowmen...Good God i'm glad i'm not these nerds


While looking up Videos to throw into this blog I couldnt help but stumble on videos of this game ruining others lives. This one cracks me up: 

Moreover, i've never understood why it was such a big thing that girls played video games or WoW but i can only imagine whenever a girl plays this game...every time they get a level or something this is what they do . Also I remember my friend telling me that one of his friends said to his gf, "You would be wife material if you would play WoW with me" Oddly enough she took this as a compliment...I cant imagine why.


Another classic as the Hitler scene has been dubbed and re-dubbed over and over again for just about every situation: 

In summation, the parallels between WoW (as well as other RPGs) is uncanny. But what if by some chance that was what real life was like? Pretty "vanilla" (WoW term thats used to describe the game in its simplest days) if you were to ask me.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

If twilight were a dude, he'd be a bitch.

Im sure this blog could have been written long ago, but it wasnt until recently that I actually caught glimpse of a scene that made me want to rip this shit out of this series. I can only imagine how many people I have pissed off just from that one opening sentence. Just so you know I have prepared for a 5 year war against the teenage females across the globe. I have a moat of campers surrounding my house...seriously I do. And Ive got two attack dogs!

There they are in red!!! (or green if you are color-blind.)


He's the nice one, old man is a grouch and crazy.

Down to business. Here are a list of reasons why I hate Twilight:
1. Its geared toward young teenage girls
2. Edward Cullen
3. The werewolf guy who dislike Ed
4. IT IGNORES ALL THE CONVENTIONAL VAMPIRE MYTHS AND SUCH!!
5. IT IGNORES ALL THE CONVENTIONAL WEREWOLF MYTHS AND SUCH!!

Vampires have very strict rules to their existence such as...drinking blood, no going out in day light, sensitive to garlic water, shape shifting, super powers and get owned by van hellsing. Its ridiculous that in the stupid movie twilight they can go out in daylight, but they sparkle!! What is this Fairyland!? Give me a fucking break. And then you have werewolf who can shape shift without the moon!!! Those arent werewolfs...they are animorphs!!! It would have been so much better if the books were left alone. At least with harry potter the movies are half decent...(half decent because i dont care for harry, nor have i seen much of the movies.) Point be made, vampires dont sparkle!!


Welll thats not a wolf clearly, but you get the idea.

Twilight takes away from such vampire classics such as: Interview with the Vampire, Queen of the Damned, Dracula, and I guess Ill throw underworld in there, but thats a reach.
In a fight between say Lestat (Interview with the vampire, Queen of the Damned) Ed.



Maybe the video wasnt clear, but here is what the people of youtube say:

  • @finalsight You need to stop-i mean really hot tottally confused gorge rich Louis or a boy who a vampire because he sparkles
  • Always Lestat. He's the best vampire. And he doesn't sparkle!
  • @MichaelMorbius4ever SOOO AGREE!!!! Twilight is for emo romantic goths, while IWTV is for bloodlusters, awsome people, freaks (like me!) gays (witch is a good thing!) and REAL vampires.... not this Pixie dust fairy sh*t...
  • Whiney-animal-eated vs. Price of Darkness human killer.... no compition... Lestat all the way! *Snuggles Lestat*
  • @finalsight LMFAO, this.
  • Wh-wh-where is there even a competition!?
  • LESTAT IS THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS EDWARD? Ajajaja just shines
  • LESTAT!
  • lestat, damn right!!! he's the greatest, edward's a tard doucher
  • Lestat is the best <3