Just from the title I'm sure many of you are just as shocked to hear they participate in the Olympics as I am. Just as a quick background, Iran first started participating in 1948 and since then has won a total of 48 medals, all in wrestling, weightlifting and taekwondo. Its no surprise they havent won anything in the winter Olympics because im pretty sure they dont even get snow and if you see any pattern there, its that they excel in activities that lack athleticism.
Anyways, Iran has won a total of 11 gold medals (4 in weightlifting, 5 in wrestling and 2 in taekwondo). In my short life span I have won just as many championships and individual honors across 3 sports (5 baseball championships ranging from: minors, allstars and highschool, 1 Tournament MVP and 1 best fielder in a tournament, 3 Soccer championships [2 intramurals, 1 middleschool league championship] and 1 Volleyball championship [most dominating force QU has ever seen- Wild Bill]. I could try to compare myself to their silver medals too, but the point is Iran isnt really relevant in the Olympic world which is why I was surprised to hear they were offended by the 2012 London Logo.
Iran's higher-ups are upset because the logo looks like the word 'Zion'. Maybe if I Jigsaw'd the logo and had some form of dyslexia it would spell that, but seriously! Iran should more or less bitch that its just an ass ugly logo. Maybe London should change the logo to say a racial slur to give Iran something to bitch about. Does anyone really care that Iran is boycotting? I know I dont.
My goodness it has been a while since I have last written a blog. I would like to thank everyone who reads my blog, I now have over 1000 views!!!
Bieber Bieber Fever!!! Oh my lord!!! Ive been waiting to write this blog for some time. WTF is a Bieber anyways?
Urban Dictionary..Its that accurate!!
JustinBieber
A 15 year old who looks like and sounds like a 10 year old. (hasn't hit puerberty yet) who has made one song called "One Time" where he throws a party at ushers house with no alchol or weed. just a clean party. the song sounds like a little kid screaming at you on xbox live.The truth is all the girls care about his looks. (blonde hair brown eyed skater faggot) he is the worst thing to come to music since the jonas brothers, hanna montana, andnaked brothers band.
hey that song sounds like a dying cat
naw.. its my little sister listening to justin bieber
Justin Bieber
The reason why I don't listen to modern day music.
1. He hasn't hit puberty.
2. He's 15 year old that sings about love. (How fucking original.)
3. He is only loved for his looks.
4. His fans are teenage girls who finger themselves to the image of him (I can guarantee you there are girls that do it.)
5. His teenage fans have NO idea on what real dinging talent is. They hear whatever is on the radio, (Obviously Justin) And then think that's the 'cool' new thing that everyone needs, until there's another teenage faggot released with more of the same shit.
6. He's the one getting signed for reason 3., when there are 1,000,000 people out there that are average looking, and 10 times more talented, but they aren't getting a fucking chance.
7. Terrible lyrics. Absolutely no meaning other than "Ooh baby, I love you, ooh, you're my one and only love". Shit.
Jb fan: OMG did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?? He is so HAWT and talented!!
Me: The kid has pretty much no talent. Having looks doesn't mean you're good at making music. *Puts on headphones and blares Free Bird and Stairway to Heaven*
Its unreal how much of a sensation this kid is. Actually, let me rephrase and rethink that. It makes sense that his only fan base is a female population between the ages of 9-14. Like the know any better what a pussy (in the derogatory sense) is. If you think about it, many girls really aren't that great of judges for good music. How many times have you been to the club and seen a girl scream and make some sort of gesture insinuating that she loves this song, and the song is about alcohol, fucking girls, and how slutty the girls are.
Anyways, back on topic..I dont like Justin Bieber. In all seriousness, he is basically another Aaron Carter. Its gonna have his time, then fall off the face of this planet. Idk if A.Carter is still alive honestly.
Couple weekends ago, I was at the Manchester mall in CT and what I found in Newbury Comics was disturbing..It basically was the straw that broke the camels back because I wasnt going to write this blog. What I found was a singing Justin Bieber doll. I almost had an aneurysm right then and there. I can only imagine...I dont want to imagine what these 9-13 year old girls do with these dolls. However im sure Mary Kay Letourneau would have a field day with this.
My second point i want to make. How the hell that little shit ever came to win the celebrity all-star game MVP is exemplary of the failures in sports and entertainment where the winner is put to fan voting. Shit, I can shoot 3/8 from the field and have 8 pts and a few assists.. no problem. Common played better than the litter twerp! Pippen blocked his ass and didnt even jump! On a side note, aside from the green screen moments (Those were funny as all hell) I love that Heather Cox was basically shitting on everyone the entire night. While speaking to Bieber she asked a question about the game, and he response concluded with, "Its really fun to be out here, but singing is still my passion." Her response, "Stick with it." Love it!
The last thing I wish to address is idk if many of you know this but recently Bieber CUT HIS HAIR. In all honesty I dont really give a fuck, but I find it hilarious that in the first day he lost 80,000 twitter followers. You know, maybe there is some hope in this world and ppl realize that his music does suck and they only like him for his boyish looks or something. He later commented on the hair cut and admitted he was gay by telling Ellen DeGeneres 'I was inspired by yours,'
In summation, America doesnt like you!
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This has to be one of the funniest I have seen in a long time. Comparable to the panda sneazing and scaring the larger panda...comparable to "oww charlie". Without futher ado..
Since the new year has come and past there has been a large influx of people attending the gym across the nation. Some of these are the post Christmas burning off the calories, some it's their New Years resolution, and other want the "Beach Body" in anticipation of going somewhere warm for spring break. But lets be honest, we all have these great aspirations go do healthy things in our lives and more often than not we lose motivation. Some have turned to p90x in hopes of becoming fit, only to have their self esteem, confidence and physical well-being destroyed by the man known as Tony Horton.
I on the other hand don't go to the gym because I increased my caloric uptake over break, or because it was my New Years resolution (Mine was to be more respectful of others and nicer to them), or because I am going on spring break down off the coast of Texas..I do it because I want to be fit and not end up like this guy and not be beaten by my wife when she comes home from work..
<== This is what i'm aiming for!
Damn i'm going to be jacked and a handsome dude.
I have taken it upon myself to seek a world class athlete to serve as my own personal trainer, the same man who looked Jeremy Shockey in the eye and said, "How does it feel to fail?"
This is the kind of swagger and confidence that I need instilled within me to keep to my workout program. And you know what, Im so serious about this that i might go buy me some "tubes"..NO LIE. Kenny Powers told me that if I buy the tubes I will be able to work secret muscles that I never knew I had.
Well, I knew I had them because I majored in Pre-med my first 2 years of college and took an anatomy class, but try explaining to Kenny Powers that you know something that he thinks is a secret. Kenny Powers even defies the rules of gravity. All attributed to the "tubes". Maybe I dont even need Kenny Powers. Only need the tubes. Although, I wouldnt mind hanging out with Kenny Powers while wearing the tubes and working on my fitness.
I have just shown 4 videos. Four convincing videos of why I have chosen this guy to be my personal trainer. Reasons being: 1. Talks shit to Shockey, no easy task. 2. World jumping record. 3. More confidence and arrogance than the time Kanye went up on stage and embarrassed Taylor Swift. 4. One funny ass mother fucker.
Maybe those weren't the best reasons, but, "All the training in the world doesn't matter if youre doing it like an asshole." And there is some truth to that. In sports everyone says, "practice how you play." In a job setting or while doing chores, "Do it right, or dont do it at all." Normally with that second argument most would think "okay im not gonna do it at all" But we all know in a job setting we would get fired, or with chores pops would give you a swift kick in the ass or something. Both are equally unpleasant. But this next video will definitely get you pumped and ready to work out. Very inspirational.
So here is the plan. Monday, Wednesday, Friday on the first and third week of the month. Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday every second and fourth week of the month. We're not gonna do any "school girl" shit. Straight pumping iron. Getting fit. Getting my swell on while im at the gym. Maybe a little cardio...not treadmill sissy stuff, sprints and quickness drills. Im not trying to run a marathon.
This here is a no no:
Here are the goals in mind: Nice to children (need to maintain the New Years resolution) mean to the weight room. Fast as a cheetah, hits like a pissed off rhino. Then cap it off with some sparring so I can defend myself in real life situations with not just words but my fists of fury.
