10 Things I hate about you (Jets)

I hate the way you talk about my team and Tom Brady, actually I hate when you talk at all. You won the game, congrats, but move on and stop acting like you just won the superbowl, Revis .

I hate the way you scream Super-Bowl after 4 wins.

I hate it when I see your QB Sanchez on commercials despite not being a star athlete along side Drew Brees.


I hate it when your fat dumb-ass coach boasts and everything is "personal" to him. I bet this week is personal with the Steelers because he has never beaten a black coach and doesn't like QB's that rape people.

Perhaps you should have kept this one personal...just sayin.

I hate your team thats full of douche-bags, which ironically is reflective of each of you as a person.

Douche-bag.
Stop worrying about others, and remember your kids names and their birthdays..

I hated your show (Hard Knocks), it just plain sucked and was boring.

This video actually reminded me of this south park episode:


I hate that you turned a great show into something as boring as watching your team play.

I hate your fat gluttonous coach, save some food for those who are starving.


I hate you sense of entitlement and demand of respect when you haven't won anything since SB IIV. Why should you get respect.

I hate the fact that you share a stadium with the Giants. Well I don't actually hate it, but your the only team in the NFL on welfare and borrowing a stadium.
Video endorsed by: TalbotTalks

Everyone wants a shot at the title.

As the NFL season is winding down and the playoffs picture is coming into focus, Fantasy Football playoffs are coming to an end. For many this realization is mind numbing as the reflect on the poor draft choices they made AHEM*D.WILLIAMS, MOSS, R.GRANT*AHEM But there is always next year and these sweet commercial to sway you into drafting certain players.



FYI, steer clear of Bulger and Maroney.

On the opposite spectrum exists those basking the glory as their teams advance to the final four.


FAVRES DICK PIC 6'S (me) VS. CROMARTIES 9TH KID (matty)
Last week, 9th kid barely escaped by the skin of his teeth as he beat Ian by less than 2 points. Ian was in perfect position to win, but we will blame Anquan Boldin for this. In a conversation with I had with Bob we came to the conclusion...
"HE (matty) WAS WHO IAN THOUGHT HE WAS...AND HE LET HIM OFF THE HOOK."

For me this is a game of revenge. Last year matt beat me in the championship in an epic showdown and his team was the clear favorite. But this year is different. Not only is his name unoriginal, but he sports a tom brady wearing a turban avatar. Im bitter about this and Jets fans can say all they want but fact of the matter is...youre team houses cheaters like your strength coach, under achieving players, and a fat glutinous coach.

I just puked in my mouth while trying to post this video.
anyways...here is the type of ass whooping im going to put on the 9th kid.

Straight up beastin the 9th kid and his ill equipped team.

NUNES FORESKIN (Talbot Talks) VS. JAY TOUCHY FEELY (eric)
Talbot talks is looking to regain his supremacy in the league and another shot at the title (wants to rematch me, still bitter that he lost to me) which is fine...but he better come prepared.. Idk if he is ready to deal with the athletic beasts that are on my team. Erics team is nothing special...hes getting lucky...as a matter of fact, I just checked his team and hes not even starting a TE right now.. Im not surprised.. Bob should win this match-up and have another shot at the title.

This is a pretty accurate conversation that Bob and I had about this..the actors couldnt have done it any better.