Most of the sports world (pats fans prolly suppressed the memory) remembers those famous words as Bart Scott screamed into the camera, and we all sat there wait for him to kill Paolantonio. Bart Scott has taken the phrase to a whole new level and decided to trademark it because his wife thought it would be a good idea. Just as order was being restored to the media with the absence of the Jets being in it for some dumb reason (yes I know there was an article about them releasing some players, thats normal).
So in summary, Bart Scott thinks he has discovered something clever here with his simple 2 word phrase because it was all over ESPN, youtube and out in the general public. In fact, we didnt think it was cool, fresh or something amazing! We were laughing at you, not with you! Youre a tool and you proved that to the world as well as proving how dumb you are!
Cant wait for the next publicity stunt the Jets try to pull.
Danny Woodhead entered the NFL in 2008 as an undrafted free agent. Later signed by the New York Jets, released and claimed by the New England Patriots..he has quickly became a fan favorite. So much so you cant find his jersey in a reasonable size or at a reasonable price (My surrounding area keep in mind, Taunton). I was able to find jerseys, replicas for 115$, and I was able to find 2XL authentics at a reasonable price. Funny thing is, weeks prior to the holiday season you could find his jersey in all sized at the normal price... Here is the reason why you can no longer:
He is a real trooper in this video. Posing as the impostor known as "Dan" he takes a fair verbal schlacking and borderline sexual assault. Poor guy has to try and talk himself up as a like-able guy, withstanding the insult of "being too little" In all fairness most guys have been called "too little" whether it be deserving or not. All said and done, I think Dan did a good job at describing receiving such insult, "salt on the wound" As a fellow retail salesman here are some things that Dan could have done better: No one cares if he is a likeable guy, for example..TO, Vick, Phillip Rivers all douche bags and they sell jerseys. Dan needs a better battle strategy like flirting with the females or relating to the guys. Tell the customer that you bought one for you mom, brother or someone close and how excited they were and how much they love it.
On a side note "He has to have it. Has to have Woodhead. Has to have Woodhead. No one else will do." To me that sounds more like a sexual fantasy that has to be taken care of. Ill be fucking pissed if Dan goes missing from the playoffs. And as i sit here i envision some guy sitting in his closet with shrine like the one Olga from "Hey Arnold" has of Arnold. Im not sure if its made of bubble gum or not (this guys shrine) but hes prolly wearing his jersey while holding the statue and watching woodhead college highlights or something. Ill stop there because there is no need to go further.
Lastly, I feel relieved that Bob and I are not the only ones who are afraid of buying a jersey in fear of the player being traded. The last 2 jerseys I have purchased are Richard Seymour and Boney-Maroney. Granted both were on the team for at least a season after i bought it..but its all the same. In hind sight, im not mad that Maroney got traded, I wasnt even a fan..I thought it was cool to own a jersey of a guy who was nicknamed the African Monster coming out of college.
As the NFL season is winding down and the playoffs picture is coming into focus, Fantasy Football playoffs are coming to an end. For many this realization is mind numbing as the reflect on the poor draft choices they made AHEM*D.WILLIAMS, MOSS, R.GRANT*AHEM But there is always next year and these sweet commercial to sway you into drafting certain players.
FYI, steer clear of Bulger and Maroney.
On the opposite spectrum exists those basking the glory as their teams advance to the final four.
FAVRES DICK PIC 6'S (me) VS. CROMARTIES 9TH KID (matty)
Last week, 9th kid barely escaped by the skin of his teeth as he beat Ian by less than 2 points. Ian was in perfect position to win, but we will blame Anquan Boldin for this. In a conversation with I had with Bob we came to the conclusion...
"HE (matty) WAS WHO IAN THOUGHT HE WAS...AND HE LET HIM OFF THE HOOK."
For me this is a game of revenge. Last year matt beat me in the championship in an epic showdown and his team was the clear favorite. But this year is different. Not only is his name unoriginal, but he sports a tom brady wearing a turban avatar. Im bitter about this and Jets fans can say all they want but fact of the matter is...youre team houses cheaters like your strength coach, under achieving players, and a fat glutinous coach.
I just puked in my mouth while trying to post this video.
anyways...here is the type of ass whooping im going to put on the 9th kid.
Straight up beastin the 9th kid and his ill equipped team.
NUNES FORESKIN (Talbot Talks) VS. JAY TOUCHY FEELY (eric)
Talbot talks is looking to regain his supremacy in the league and another shot at the title (wants to rematch me, still bitter that he lost to me) which is fine...but he better come prepared.. Idk if he is ready to deal with the athletic beasts that are on my team. Erics team is nothing special...hes getting lucky...as a matter of fact, I just checked his team and hes not even starting a TE right now.. Im not surprised.. Bob should win this match-up and have another shot at the title.
This is a pretty accurate conversation that Bob and I had about this..the actors couldnt have done it any better.
As Sunday approaches every guy has 3 things on their mind; Beer, football and who to sit or start. This week a match-up of epic proportions rivaling that of George W.Bush vs. His mental capacity, Obama vs. The deficit, Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels ...Favre's Dick Pic Sixes (Me)-Nunes' Foreskin (Bob). I just want to go out on a side note and say that statistically it is better to be circumsized for social reasons as well as health.
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Nunes' Foreskin (6-1)
Bob is in first place by a game, but he lost only due to bye weeks of some very important players (Arian Foster ("The truth" bob calls him)Reggie Wayne and Calvin Johnson). He lost to a team that started a player who was on the bye week..enough said. Bob's team is the highest scoring in the league and sever weeks back posted 160 pts. Ive never seen anyone score that much in a league similar to this format..
From top to bottom Bob's team is solid.
Favre's Dick Pic Sixes (4-3)
Im two games back, tied for 3rd with 3 other chaps, but I have to say that I have had some bad luck when it comes to match-ups. Im second in the league in scoring..and for a while I was second in points scored against, I am now 5th. This game is very important for my team in trying to ensure a future playoff spot.
My team is a formidable opponent as well and capable of putting up numbers, but nothing in the 160pt range yet.
