George Bush may not have been the smartest president, the most eloquent president, or even the most popular..But damn did he try to please the public!
We need more presidents like him. Think outside the box and prepare for the impossible. "Zombie attack?"...BOOM!! (onomatopia in a blog..who would have thought), "we got 50 Billion dollars set aside! No problem. Aliens are invading..dont worry, I got that covered too..here is your aluminum helmet so they cant read your mind.. A giant tsunami is coming?...Who the fuck do you think I am.. Moses?"
Im not even sure Bush is aware who Moses is or what he did...but who cares.
- On a side note i heard this clip on Howard Stern with George Bush and some chick..and he was talking about how he liked to drink and read a lot of history while he was in office..I gotta find that. If anyone has it, plz send it to me.
While we are on the topic of zombies I think it is worth noting that zombies like turtles
Lastly, a question of the zombie fanatics...If they are actually dead, how can they move..They should be stiff from postmortem. And why do they need to eat anything..They are dead. Lastly, if they are dead..how do they make noises?? They dont have a need to breathe or respire..
Perhaps we need to redefine what a zombie is... Something like "A living, walking, groaning, brain eating - dead organism.
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