Bieber Bieber Fever!!! Oh my lord!!! Ive been waiting to write this blog for some time. WTF is a Bieber anyways?
Urban Dictionary..Its that accurate!!
| JustinBieber | ||
A 15 year old who looks like and sounds like a 10 year old. (hasn't hit puerberty yet) who has made one song called "One Time" where he throws a party at ushers house with no alchol or weed. just a clean party. the song sounds like a little kid screaming at you on xbox live.The truth is all the girls care about his looks. (blonde hair brown eyed skater faggot) he is the worst thing to come to music since the jonas brothers, hanna montana, andnaked brothers band. hey that song sounds like a dying cat naw.. its my little sister listening to justin bieber | ||
| Justin Bieber | ||
The reason why I don't listen to modern day music. 1. He hasn't hit puberty. 2. He's 15 year old that sings about love. (How fucking original.) 3. He is only loved for his looks. 4. His fans are teenage girls who finger themselves to the image of him (I can guarantee you there are girls that do it.) 5. His teenage fans have NO idea on what real dinging talent is. They hear whatever is on the radio, (Obviously Justin) And then think that's the 'cool' new thing that everyone needs, until there's another teenage faggot released with more of the same shit. 6. He's the one getting signed for reason 3., when there are 1,000,000 people out there that are average looking, and 10 times more talented, but they aren't getting a fucking chance. 7. Terrible lyrics. Absolutely no meaning other than "Ooh baby, I love you, ooh, you're my one and only love". Shit. Jb fan: OMG did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?? He is so HAWT and talented!! Me: The kid has pretty much no talent. Having looks doesn't mean you're good at making music. *Puts on headphones and blares Free Bird and Stairway to Heaven* | ||
Its unreal how much of a sensation this kid is. Actually, let me rephrase and rethink that. It makes sense that his only fan base is a female population between the ages of 9-14. Like the know any better what a pussy (in the derogatory sense) is. If you think about it, many girls really aren't that great of judges for good music. How many times have you been to the club and seen a girl scream and make some sort of gesture insinuating that she loves this song, and the song is about alcohol, fucking girls, and how slutty the girls are.
Anyways, back on topic..I dont like Justin Bieber. In all seriousness, he is basically another Aaron Carter. Its gonna have his time, then fall off the face of this planet. Idk if A.Carter is still alive honestly.
Couple weekends ago, I was at the Manchester mall in CT and what I found in Newbury Comics was disturbing..It basically was the straw that broke the camels back because I wasnt going to write this blog. What I found was a singing Justin Bieber doll. I almost had an aneurysm right then and there. I can only imagine...I dont want to imagine what these 9-13 year old girls do with these dolls. However im sure Mary Kay Letourneau would have a field day with this.
My second point i want to make. How the hell that little shit ever came to win the celebrity all-star game MVP is exemplary of the failures in sports and entertainment where the winner is put to fan voting. Shit, I can shoot 3/8 from the field and have 8 pts and a few assists.. no problem. Common played better than the litter twerp! Pippen blocked his ass and didnt even jump! On a side note, aside from the green screen moments (Those were funny as all hell) I love that Heather Cox was basically shitting on everyone the entire night. While speaking to Bieber she asked a question about the game, and he response concluded with, "Its really fun to be out here, but singing is still my passion." Her response, "Stick with it." Love it!
The last thing I wish to address is idk if many of you know this but recently Bieber CUT HIS HAIR. In all honesty I dont really give a fuck, but I find it hilarious that in the first day he lost 80,000 twitter followers. You know, maybe there is some hope in this world and ppl realize that his music does suck and they only like him for his boyish looks or something. He later commented on the hair cut and admitted he was gay by telling Ellen DeGeneres 'I was inspired by yours,'
In summation, America doesnt like you!
Btw, check out my friends new blog. Just launched this week, its pretty sweet. http://www.theojw.com/
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