Got Woodhead??

Danny Woodhead entered the NFL in 2008 as an undrafted free agent. Later signed by the New York Jets, released and claimed by the New England Patriots..he has quickly became a fan favorite. So much so you cant find his jersey in a reasonable size or at a reasonable price (My surrounding area keep in mind, Taunton). I was able to find jerseys, replicas for 115$, and I was able to find 2XL authentics at a reasonable price. Funny thing is, weeks prior to the holiday season you could find his jersey in all sized at the normal price... Here is the reason why you can no longer:

He is a real trooper in this video. Posing as the impostor known as "Dan" he takes a fair verbal schlacking and borderline sexual assault. Poor guy has to try and talk himself up as a like-able guy, withstanding the insult of "being too little" In all fairness most guys have been called "too little" whether it be deserving or not. All said and done, I think Dan did a good job at describing receiving such insult, "salt on the wound" As a fellow retail salesman here are some things that Dan could have done better: No one cares if he is a likeable guy, for example..TO, Vick, Phillip Rivers all douche bags and they sell jerseys. Dan needs a better battle strategy like flirting with the females or relating to the guys. Tell the customer that you bought one for you mom, brother or someone close and how excited they were and how much they love it.

On a side note "He has to have it. Has to have Woodhead. Has to have Woodhead. No one else will do." To me that sounds more like a sexual fantasy that has to be taken care of. Ill be fucking pissed if Dan goes missing from the playoffs. And as i sit here i envision some guy sitting in his closet with shrine like the one Olga from "Hey Arnold" has of Arnold. Im not sure if its made of bubble gum or not (this guys shrine) but hes prolly wearing his jersey while holding the statue and watching woodhead college highlights or something. Ill stop there because there is no need to go further.

Lastly, I feel relieved that Bob and I are not the only ones who are afraid of buying a jersey in fear of the player being traded. The last 2 jerseys I have purchased are Richard Seymour and Boney-Maroney. Granted both were on the team for at least a season after i bought it..but its all the same. In hind sight, im not mad that Maroney got traded, I wasnt even a fan..I thought it was cool to own a jersey of a guy who was nicknamed the African Monster coming out of college.